I swear im not crazy!

I had derrick show me the way. Hes like, "i swear, oranges and walnuts are great, together!". So yeah, Cattie got drunk simultaneously. Mortal Kombat has 6 charactars, dont argue with me, because I definitely seen glaciers in south Africa, AND aliens live on the moon...

If you want a serious challenge, try eating your face. While its still on, without any utensils or anything. You can only use your mouth...thats kinda difficult, but I did it a few times.

The new river that just came out. Download it twice. Deliver the goods, only 6 times though...

Finger tip paradise isnt so far off! Tap em against a dry eye ball, then say "tapioca pudding" 3 times. The sensation it creates is beyond words. Trust me, but of course, do as you don't please. Read that last part a few times, and maybe you'll not get it if you're somewhat stupid.

Devon said...

You penny retraction statements seem quite eligible. However! I truly believe that moles would serve a better purpose- at least, for the time being. Did you know the full moon smiled at me yesterday? I puked in it's face!

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Trevor said...

I gotta give Bob Saget his due, he invented pimping, before inventing pimping was cool. lingerie is on the 4th floor but the department store is a short hike down the Alfred Hitchcock movie. I went to confirm this sacred prophecy in Conjunction Junction, when I ran out of fish dollars. The crinkled corn box will tell you this is so, but it is best you smell for yourself.

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