Gnashing Footwear Warning!

I pulled electricity from the sky and it came out as hubba bubba bubble gum. The flavor taste kind of bent my elbows.

How come I don't see as many bronchologists in this side of town? is it because of the theatre? "These mushrooms, he replied require a serving every hours on the hour unless the cashbox requires more, which happens only when my tree sap falls out of balance of it's residual motion complex" Dan said. "What?"
My reply is echoing through the neighbor's television. I'd better fix that before it crashes another epiphany. Dalmatian writer's block is a serious issue people! don't get it confused with boar's head meat products!
Have you ever tried spitting out the pit of an avocado without using your teeth?lemme tell you. one. rough. ride.

How many flavors can you name in fifty minutes?
French vanilla-berry-crab-wood-persephone-Cheeseburger hamburger-fruit -nacho pie-scary frosted rabbits.
I'm starting to think this was a bad idea...
...but in came the dinosaur squad with their tonguing jetpack reconciliation!
the world sleeps in peace while we sink another atlantis. Don't get me wrong, it's a tough road but someone's gotta write this stuff.